slam the clam
verb. intransitive. to m-st-rb-t-, exclusively used when referring to a female. some say it is actually a lesbian s-x act, but they are wrong. that’s called scissor sisters.
mike : did you hang out with fugu yesterday?
matt : nah, man. i couldn’t get her out of the f-cking house. she was slamming the clam for like five hours!
mike : d-mn, man, she’s gotta be chafed after that.
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