slam twatted


when someone is so drunk that they appear to be from a parralel universe or another planet. speaking a language not known to man and acting in a way to contradict all known reality etc.
f-ck me mate i got proper munted last night.
but sh-t me did you see dave he was slam tw-tted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo c-nt.

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