Slamma Jammd


a period of drunkeness where one can no longer comprehend what is going on. a peson who is slamma jammd has slurred speech and can barely stand. slamma jammd can also be used to describe a person who shouldn’t drive because they are too drunk, however it is funny to joke about said person driving.
o my god i am sooooo f-cking slamma jammd right now!!!! im totally good to drive!!!

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