Slamtarded
the state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. the act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarr-ssment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one’s voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.
stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the gr-ss to keep from falling off the face of the earth.
i started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend’s closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and i was so slamtarded i couldn’t do it.
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