Slamtus


you have just posted a status on facebook. within 20 seconds 1 person has responded, then 2.. and a third. before you know it a few people have liked the status. your status is on fire. it’s getting slammed!! slamtus!
rick: f-ck me dude, i just posted a status about how my mother caught me jacking off and i got swamped by people giving me sh-t

trevor: yeah man as soon as i saw the status i clicked like & saw 30 other people had already clicked like within 2 minutes of you posting it! you experienced a slamtus buddy.

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