slap a fifth


the act of getting so drunk one must finish off a fifth of liqueur in one day and still be conscious enough to slap the bottle.
trey wanted to get sauced so he said, “let’s slap a fifth.”
trey was so cheesed he must’ve slapped a fifth.
hey, let’s slap a fifth.

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