Slap Chop
a food-chopping device that allows you to stop having a boring tuna.
slap chop infomercial: “you’re gonna love my nuts.”
the act of masturbation.
as vince in the slap chop infomercial says… “slap chop your troubles away…”
to have sweaty, greasy consecutive s-x with some bird. usually referred to in a disgusted or joking manner.
liam: how’d you go with that english sluzza last night mate?
pete: yeah i totally gave her the old slap chop
liam: you are such a creep weasel
when a stripper on the stage looks at you with her legs spread and starts slapping her v-g-n- with her hand like the “slap-chop” vegatable cutter on the infomercial.
did you see that chick last night hittin her p-ssy like a f-ckin “slap-chop”! looked like she was trying to dice a whole bag of oinions
any excessive amount of useless stuff on a person place or thing. i.e. a bunch of slap chop!!
a truck driving down the road with 2 grill guards, 5 antennas, 22 lights and a stuffed animal attached to the front… look at all that slap chop on the truck.
a black girl with way to big of nails and multiple sets of gold hoops on that match all 6 necklaces…d-mn that chick is wearing a lot of slap chop.
a truck full of mexicans…. truck full of slap chop.
(v.) dice, chop & mince in seconds.
(n.) any person who slapchops your nuts, financially and/or metaphorically. frequently, but not always, a socially inept b-m.
example 1
james – “you know, chris is always such a b-m.”
me – “yeah, he totally slapchopped my wallet with the promise that he would pay me back, that lying slapchop.”
example 2
chris – “could you give me and my fiancee a ride to taco bell?”
me – “fine.”
chris – “could you buy me and my fiancee a burrito or two? we don’t have enough money.”
me – “you’re such a friggin’ slapchop!”
chris – “wha’?”
example 3
eli – “merry chrisiless, no more slapchop.”
me & james – “yay!”
eli – “by the way, i got you a slapchop.”
me – “sh-t. bad memories.”
slang term for chlamydia.
“dude, i told you that chick at mike’s had the slap chop.”
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