slap of the old relic
irish expression, to engage in s-xual intercourse involving a p-n-s
often used in the context of a reluctant female, cold to amorous advances. a priggish person who could use a slap of the aforementioned object to lighten them up
the old relic is often rendered as the “ould relic”
“shes kind of stuck up”
“ah nothing that a slap of the old relic wouldnt cure”
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