slapcrap
the act of grabbing a large piece of sh-t wrapping it in a paper towel and slapping your friend across the face while they are p-ssed out.
mike: shhhhhhhh joes p-ssed out
joe: zzzzzz….
mike: slapcr-p! wack right in joes face!
masturbating until you fall into a deep sleep while you are blowing vast amount of feces on the toilet. the ultimate enlightenment that actually will make your life come to an end. the slap-cr-p is similar to the “slap-nap” but about twenty times better.
after josh’s girlfriend couldn’t make josh -j-c-l-t- he decided to take a slap-cr-p, josh’s girlfriend found him the next morning and was accused of murder.
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