Slape

according to the international council on somnambulatory coitus:

the act of forced s-xual congress while one partner is asleep.

contrary to popular opinion just having one partner asleep is not enough to const-tute “slape.” the partner must actively be resisting in a dream in order for “slape” to occur.
andy: ali stayed over last night.

rick: oh yeah? anything happen?

andy: not according to her. but i seem to recall dropping a vicious load up in her delicious beefhole.

rick: isn’t that illegal? that’s rape!

andy: only in 49 states, my friend. i prefer to think of it as “slape”.
to slap and rape someone at the same time.
i was mad and h-rny at the same time, so i just had to slape that b-tch.
an evolved version of sleep. what blastoise is to squirtle and wartortle, slape is to sleep.
“ready to go, where the h-ll you at?”
“waiting on homer, he’s slape.”
1. a slape is a gangsta slap accorss a b-tchs head as ur macking her -ss.

2. a scientific name for a frogs p-n-s.
look at that frogs f-cking huge slape.

i slape’d that hoe silly.
to sl-t rape
i had to slape a hoe last night
slippery underfoot/icy. yorkshire slang.
it’s a bit slape out this morning.