Slapper-jack


a s-xual act in which the male slaps his partner in the face with his p-n-s as he is ejaculating. the action may include using the p-n-s to rub and smear the s-m-n all over the partners face. the action continues until the male has finished -j-c-l-t-ng and the p-n-s begins to relax.
“dude, my girl gave me a bl-w j-b last night and i slapper-jacked her face so bad she looked like an albino by the time i was done!”

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