slapping thomas
when a man intends to use his p-n-s to penitrate one’s vaginia, he misses, therefore inserts his unit into the female’s -sshole. then she proceeds to sh-t all over his shlong in surprise.
“david went to put it in her, then shayna screemed in surprise…little did he know he gave her a slapping thomas.”
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