slappy slappy


the act of placing one’s p-n-s on the unconscious face of another man (i.e. when p-ssed out or asleep)

a very effective and useful taunt
hey kuzz, slappy slappy!

i slappy slappied you good last night

nice p-ssing out…slappy slappy
standing in front of your significant other, or someone else, with a big smile, swinging your junk back and forth so it slaps against your legs. works best right after you get out of the shower.
when brandon got out of the shower he showed c-ssie slappy slappy so she would wake up.

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