Slaps Snooch


the opposite of “kick d-ck” (kick -ss).
if something sucks you can say it slaps snooch.
i saw twilight last night. it slaps snooch.

that sl-t is going to the dance with my crush?! dude, this slaps like, 50 snooches.

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