slapsex


a phenomenon during intercourse where the male must make the decision about where to place any hands not currently in use. common among college students and drinkers of excessive amounts of beer, especially those who wear baseball caps.
after a rousing night of slaps-x, i treated my mate to some new cosmetics so she could hide the bruises.

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