Slard
the combination of sloth and lard. as in the fat, lazy ex of mine is such a lard -ss and sloth i call him slard.
jason is a f-cking slard.
sl-tty+r-t-rd. originally used to define the “selection” of woman living or gathering in the general vicinity of las vegas.
hilton slard = uber slard. only paris hilton and strippers can achieve this level.
why do all girls that move to vegas become hilton slards?
smells like a ratty dog
guy 1: yuk, that guy slard
guy 2: yeah, he looks like a ratty dog too
a word that combines all the “attributes” of a wh-r-, sk-nk, sl-t, c-nt.
that new girl friend of mike’s screwed his best friend, stole his cd player, she’s dumb as a box of rocks. “man”, what a slard!
slow+r-t-rd or slowtard
someone who is very slow and r-t-rded at the same time
jess: and…ummm…. -dawdles-
jess2: omg jess hurry up ur such a slard
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