Slash and Dash
when a knacker runs up to someone in a nightclub and slashes a permanent marker across their shirt before disappearing back into the crowd.
joey: what the h-ll happened to your top?!
ross: some -rs-hole tried to slash and dash me while i was ordering a pint!
going into a pub or restaurant for a p-ss without actually buying anything.
john: why are you going in there?
joe: it’s okay, i’m just going for a slash and dash!
a fantastic game to play when drunk in a road/town you dont live in; the game starts by ringing the doorbell, then as quickly as possible take a ‘slash’ or ‘p-ss’ on the doorstep. if you can finish before someone answers the door, you win! if not, good luck explaining what you were doing.
i was playing a game of slash and dash last nite,
yh what happened?
lets just say i aint welcome round me nans house anymore
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