Slashaholic
a person (generally a female) who is addicted/obsessed to/with slash
omg.. i’m such a slashaholic
a fan (usually female) of the talented lead guitarist slash, formerly of guns ‘n roses and slash’s snakepit, he is now with velvet revolver. a slashaholic can not go a day without looking at picture, listening to a riff, or reading an article or story containing the aforementioned guitar g-d. there are two branches, slashaholics anonymous started by womanoftheworld and the official slashaholics started by mzmaihem. there is no bad blood between the two and many people even crossover into both branches.
maihem: oh my g-d, slash videos on youtube are so funny! he’s adorable. he is the best guitarist ever!
her friend: -sighs angrily- you are such a slashaholic!
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