slasturbating
masturbating in your sleep
jimmy fell asleep with his d-ck in his hand and woke up with s-m-n all over him and exclaimed, “sh-t, i was slasturbating again!”
staying inside all day to just sleep and m-st-rb-t-
john: dude yesterday i was slasturbating like crazy
george: o yeah well i slasturbate like every other day
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