slaunch


to slopily or forcibly insert something into something else.
or slaunch can be replaced with launch at any time.
i slaunched one in her -sshole last night!
i slaunched it in her -sshole, prior to giving her the angry pirate.
i will slaunch the frisbee 100 yards.
slaunch is a term often used, (or not), by the design community to describe the characteristic of horizontality or a “low slung” visual att-tude. a significant portion of midcentury mobern residential architecture, j-panese inspired design, and/or dr suess style landscape elements fall under this description.
a tree thinned of foliage or laid down horizontally by the effects of relentless wind or weather would be described as having “slaunch”.

much of frank lloyd wright’s “prairie style” architecture could be said to have characteristics of “slaunch”.

almost all of dr suess’ landscpes are characterized by “slaunch”,
adj.- characterizing something that is awesome or in one’s favor.
that’s f-cking slaunch!
if someone say slaunch 2 you.
you just got noobed
i killed you and you say slaunched

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