Slazed


strictly from the 253. a level above blazed where all you want to do is tear apart the dollar menu and go to sleep.
last night big ty and amac were so slazed they ate ten mchickens and fell asleep in the car.
to get beaten almost to the point of death.
this dumb b-tch was totally smack talking me so i slazed her -ss.
so sleepy that you feel stoned, everything is funny and your short term memory is out the door. red-eyes and slow talking, zombie like kicks. could also be spelled “slayzed”.
i was so slazed after work i locked my keys in my car, but then forgot where my car was.
feeling slizzed (drunk) and blazed (high as f-ck) at the same time.
john: did you see mike at that party last night? not only was he toasted, but he was f-cking schwasted.

ronnie: yeah, he was straight up slazed.

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