Sleazelexia
when reading a line of text, your brain switches out a word or words, making an innocent sentence dirty.
when reading harry potter, my sleazelexia kept changing the word “wand” to “w-ng”.
he wrote he wanted me to get him a pumpkin but i read it as blumpkin.
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