a king of sleaze.
whatever you want, the sleazemeister can get it for you.
- dirty carson
a dirty carson is someone that likes big dark p*n*s in the *n*l and oral area after being inserted in the *n*l a dirty carson is used during s*xual intercourse
a bunch of flickering lights in zoo lights usually near animals such as a polar bear, imaginary penguins or apes omg aishu it’s a gazubee!!!
- pie f*cking
the act of f*cking a pie. “i went into john’s room last night. and there he was, just pie f*cking an apple pie. it was disgusting.”
- order of the queef
an award given to the top 10% of v*g*n*l farts. see also order of the coif. i graduated order of the queef and now i get to work fourteen hour days, including sat*rdays and sundays.