Sleazy Cesar
when a man offers to give a girl an oil m-ssage, then excuses himself to the bathroom, where he jerks off in his hand instead, and uses that. then after said m-ssage, he spoons her for the rest of the night.
she was so ugly, i couldn’t bear to look at her face, so i gave her a sleazy cesar!
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