sleep deprived
a secret code term for h-rny so that h-rny boys don’t actually know you are h-rny.
“hey how was your night last night with your boyfriend?”
“i am so sleep deprived–his mom walked in right as i was about to take off my pants.”
-random 5 year old boy walking by- “mommy, what does sleep deprived mean?”
“it means you’re really really tired.”
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