sleep dicking


the attempted misplacement of the p-n-s while the ‘unfortunate target’ of the ‘slip of the sausage’ dreams of an uncomfortable -n-l experience. the unfortunate target generally wakes up complaining about having a sore bottom, to which the ‘sleep d-cker’ pretends he has no idea.
“bud! my -ss hurts! you weren’t sleep d-cking were you?” “huh? you must’ve rolled over on the flashlight!”

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