Sleep of faith
a nap taken when one is too lazy or tired to set an alarm and instead just hopes one will wake up in time for one’s next engagement.
often a bad idea and commonly results in the phrase “it seemed like a good idea at the time.”
sh-t, i’m four hours late for work! why the h-ll did i take a sleep of faith? ugh…it seemed like a good idea at the time…
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