sleep spooning


the act of spooning someone while asleep. usually the person has no idea of the act that they are committing and if not stopped may take it to another level.
person 1: did you hear what john did last night.
person 2: yea i heard he was sleep spooning jordan
person 1: yea they had to be separated otherwise it would have turned into a one sides but f-cking bonanza
not quite spooning. this spooning is done alone.

when youre sleeping alone and lie like youre spooning someone.
i didnt get laid last night, but thats ok, i just sleep spooned the air
sleep spooning, wooo

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