sleep wrinkles
lines and creases that appear in your skin from sleeping on wrinkled sheets. telltale sign that you just got out of bed.
my boss was impressed with my being in the office when she arrived. i earned major brownie points until she notice the sleep wrinkles on my cheek and realized that i had slept at work…again.
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