sleeping awake


the act in which someone, often at a work station, is so finely on the cusp of sleep yet in a mental state of readiness.
guy no. 1: what can you see on that monitor?

guy no.2: what? …oh yep, that’s not good, let’s go sort that out.

guy no.1: dude were you just sleeping?

guy no.2: nope i was sleeping awake, it’s different.

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