when a sleeping person hears a whatsapp ping on the phone, rolls over, picks up the phone, types out a non-coherent response, and falls back asleep. this phenomenon is far too common these days because of a combination of factors: (1) people sleep next to their phones; (2) whatsapp is generally set to sound a ping when a message is received; and (3) common etiquette appears to allow sending whatsapp messages at all hours of the night, despite the fact that the recipients might be sleeping
“i can’t believe what you wrote me last night on whatsapp!!”
“come on, i was just sleepwhatsapping”
it’s open season for all deer hunters and everyone wants to be the number one hunter. the only sure fire way to do so is to shoot the largest buck that has ever been spotted in these hills. this buck weighs in around 350 pounds and his antlers are around six feet in width, carrying […]
- getting coffee
hooking up or having casual s*x with a friend or coworker. her: let go get coffee. him: but i don’t drink coffee. her: me either 😉 him: i’m getting coffee today/ tonight.
- jose rodriguez
by far the most bad*ss person alive and super attractive with a huge d*ck the one and only jose rodriguez
a person who is more interested in old things than new ones. being a palaeophile, she was always interested in old collections and visiting ancient places.