Sleepy Horse


a horse who is constantly sleepy. never moves unless forced, eats only when fresh food has been placed under it’s mouth and when it makes a bowel movement said horse never lifts it’s tail. hence not only a very sleepy horse, but a horse that has sh-t all over it’s rear end and always drools. it sucks so bad that you could put christmas lights all over it and it would matter. it would just make it a festive sleepy horse.
basically it is the act of being a waste of life.
“man that is one sleepy horse” or “you’re a sleepy horse”

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