Sleight of scan
the method by which one steals items from a store by means of the self-checkout register.
common practice includes scanning an inexpensive item while bagging a near-identical but more costly one, only partially weighing items, or otherwise misrepresenting the count.
guy1: “why pay 99¢ for those gourmet, grocery store bagels when a little sleight of scan can get them for the 59¢ doughnut price?”
guy2: “dude, seriously? it’s forty cents…”
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