slice on the mat
a slice on the mat is a second war british term. it signifies the eager antic-p-tion of a serviceman returning home on leave; as his woman opens the door they can’t even wait to get to the bedroom, and have s-x there and then, on the mat, just inside the door. it is still used.
i hadn’t seen her for three months, and when i turned up she immediately gave me a slice on the mat. she did remember to close the door, though. . .
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