an unexpected success
our second place win was sliced turkey
- ard f*cking yeesh
ard f-cking yeesh is a subst-tute for “h-ll yeah.” the phrase “h-ll yeah” has become stale among america’s youth as there needs to be a new phrase to add excitement to a fun night hanging out with one’s pals. “ard f-cking yeesh” technically translates to “alright f-cking yes,” but it can be used in a […]
- merr le merr
the definition can mean a variety of things dependent on how its being used. if you’re in a great mood, merr le merr! if something isn’t going your way or you want to say no, merr le merr. ” hey, did you want to order pizza?” -merr le merr!! ” i got the estimate to […]
a lover of evil retrograde totalitarians masquerading as democrats, whether in ignorance or with devotion of a serf, or in illuminati subservience seeking benefits. the word originates from podesta which was the t-tle of a regional chief magistrate during medieval times + -phile a lover of or preference for the subject of the suffix. the […]
the best one out there. has the largest p-n-s out of anybody you know and is very satisfying. best man for any model or hot girl. amazing at making love. finigan was amazing last night, but now i’m sore!
- boat nectar
f-cking some part of a boat. when jimmy went on that cruise he didn’t tell me he was planning on getting that sweet oilily boat nectar.