slide home


after closing down the bars and realizing that you are too drunk to drive, the only way to get home is to lean against a building and slide your shoulder along the side to remain upright while moving in a forward direction.
“i got so drunk downtown last night, the only way i could get back was to slide home on the windows of the storefronts.

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