slim bavis
taint, or small sp-ce of skin between the r-ct-m and the ball sack.
asian reporter trisha takanawa reports:
“diane, in a recent skiing accident,local pin-head, james r. travis, fell on the bindings of his skiis, only to land on his “slim bavis” and nearly rip himself a new -sshole. back to you, tom and diane”
a device not unlike a shoe-horn designed to guide the p-n-s into the v-g-n- during inter-course. developed in the late 13th century and used primarily in asia and eastern europe.
yoshi was so inebriated he had to implement his slim bavis in order to mount his new bride.
try it instead of “cold day in h-ll.”
(talk about fun!)
it’ll be a f-cking slim bavis before i stick my d-ck in a electrical outlet!
a male who continually hooks up with psychotic females
d-mn, johnny is such a slim bavis, i can’t believe he is dating marissa!
a drink not unlike a martini made w/ only the finest cordials.
hand me another slim bavis, ha ha ha!!!
a bad, skinny ninja
d-mn, jim is a slim bavis
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