slim slow slider


a person who is caught up in a big, like london or maybe is on dope. but really, it’s a synonym for hipsters and other likely self indulged indie elitist.

subsequently, it could also be a blog by the same type of person because people like this think everyone wants to hear their opinion.

the phrase comes from the t-tle of the final track off of van morrison’s astral weeks and a quote he used to describe what the song was about.
person a: look at those hipsters over there in their skinny jeans and emo music. they’re probably talking about wes anderson films. i hate people like that. why won’t they just go away?

person b: let it go, man. they’re just a bunch of slim slow sliders, caught up in themselves and a their long journey to apathy.

person a: i’m thinking about starting a blog because i’ve got all of these awesome things i want to write about, like indie films and drugs and music and books and interesting films and things. i know people would want to read it.

person b: what, like a slim slow slider?

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