slimy monkey
when a guy c-ms on a girls face, and slaps her with a banana while she still has at least one finger in his -ss.
“bro i took kate home last night and still had my banana from lunch on the counter! you know i had to give her a slimy monkey, she’s still washing her hair!”
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