Slimy Salvador
a “slimy salvador” is when, during intercourse in a port o’ potty, you step back and tip the port o’ potty forward causeing a m-ssive amount of excriment to flow on your partner; its like a dirty sanchez on a m-ssive, full body scale. a “slimy salvador” is a perfect move to combine with breaking up with that certain special someone, adding something unique to the proceadings that will make it unforgetable for both you and, especially, your partner.
“wow i can’t believe that basterd gave me a slimy salvador! now i both look and smell like sh-t.”
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