slingshot sock
the act of filling a white, tube-sock with as much c-m as possible, whirling and twirling it like a l-sso over your head, and releasing its contents over an excited, or unsuspecting person’s face.
the other night my sl-tty girlfriend turned to me and said, “i’m tired of getting facialized. tonight i want the slingshot sock.” astounded and wide-eyed, i stammered, “of course!”
later that evening, while soaking in a pool of vajamba juice, i f-cked my girlfriend up until the point of c-mming, pulled out, and filled my old tube-sock with man-goo. whooping and shouting in a frenzy, i twirled the sock and saw c-m splatter over my gf’s hungry, open mouth.
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