when the position that you’re in looks constipated
kinky: wow thats very slinktard
slinky: it is very kinky aswell
- come lumbers
an orgy of lumberjacks the fun fest of come lumbers was interesting.
someone who repeatedly puts in as little effort as possible into all aspects of their life. can be likened to one who would hibernate for most of the year, given the opportunity. not to be confused with a werebear. man 1: “did you hear, tom just dropped out of college.” man 2: “that herrbear would […]
the art of placing multiple bureaucratic hurdles or self reinforcing (while also contradictory) unnecessary steps in place to impede progress on a desired result. pm to contracting officer, ” hey, cocom 4 -star called me, we desperately need to improve the armor on our strykers against ieds.” co response, “well, i think the first step […]
one whoms fear of being slapped on the neck when others feel its necessary. also referred to as a “neck”. examples necessary times to neck include but are not limited to.. birthday necks, stupidity necks, surprise necks ect. “that dumb*ss that gave me neckaphobia”