slinky of death
an appropriate weapon subst-tute for security guards; to be used instead of police tazers.
the mall security apprehended me after he saw me push the sp-cially inept cellphone user on the escalator with my hot tea mittens. he took me to the dumpster behind the mall where 3 other security guards surrounded me and all began to pumel me with their slinky of deaths.
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