Slip of the thumbs
when you are holding your cat, and accidentally inserts a finger up his -n-s
“oh no, i just fisted my cat, what a slip of the thumb”
“my friend plunged my cat’s clunge, dude”
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when sending a text message and the recipient of the message was not the intended recipient. alternatively, when you try to reply to one person, and another message comes in just as you’re about to reply, and you end up replying to the wrong person. this issue can have detrimental effects.
girl to married guy: “hey, what are you up to?”
(guy is getting ready to reply, when he’s distracted for two seconds, during which time, the following message hits his phone.”
wife to her husband: “i made it to dallas.”
(now husband, thinking he’s replying to his girlfriend says)
husband to his wife (slip of the thumbs): “nothing, my wife is out of town if you want to sleep over tonight.”
wife to husband: “wtf!?!?!”
when you are pleasuring your girl (i.e. wife, girl-friend, female friend with privileges, local sl-t, mysp-ce wh-r-…..) and your thumb “accidentally” slips into her -sshole instead of her v-g-n-.
sorry it was a slip of the thumbs its not like you havent had anything bigger in there.
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