Slipknot, Man!
warning: if you are not clad in burberry, a profusion of fake jewelry, and a tracksuit, you may recieve this greeting by people who are. they sometimes drive past in their (sn-gg-r)
“modified” cars, and accost you, while their 11 year old, pregnant girlfriends attempt to tattoo themselves with ink food colouring and bent coathangers in the back.
burberry tw-t: “slipknot maaaan!!!!”
me: (listening to rasputina on headphones, hence wondering why the child in the car is mouthing at me)
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