slipped the fish
the memorable and gross experience of getting a really bad handshake from a limp-wristed person. the handshake feels like trying to grip the head of a dead fish and reflects someone who was never taught to shake hands properly.
the feeling of revulsion : typically persists for at least 30 seconds, recurs every time it is thought about and especially when one sees “the limpy” again. its recurring nature casts “the limpy” in a perpetually bad light. the sufferer of the experience sometimes foolishly tries to correct it by retrying the handshake only to get slipped the fish again, making the memory & suffering even worse.
tyrell: malik from accounting just does not have a firm handshake…
sally: yeah i got slipped the fish by that one the first time i met him. now when i see him i shiver. yuck. he’s a wiener leaner too…
tyrell: is he ill ?? or what ?
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