Slippery Sleeping Bag
everyone knows whales have huge p-n-ses, they even make the sea salty with all their s-m-n. a slippery sleeping bag is the act of climbing into a whale’s p-n-s, cause you’d totally fit.
“so i saw that bear grylls where he slept in a dead camel, apparently the desert is cold at night. weird i know. so anyway, i figured it might work the same with a whale’s p-n-s, but i was all wet so i was still cold.
still though, i’m gonna copyright it, so bear grylls can’t talk about the slippery sleeping bag without paying out.
where you use a whale’s p-n-s as a sleeping bag.
jd said: “i think i’m going to go for a sleep in my slippery sleeping bag.”
he climbed up through the whales j-pseye and used its p-n-s as a slippery sleeping bag.
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