when a couple is in the process of intercourse, and the male loses all control of his p*n*s, and it starts going everywhere like a snake.
“last night, me and amy were in bed, and i had a slithering snake.”
- vesuvio special
when you nip out to grab a take-away meal (normally pizza) and come home to find that your partner has packed up all their belongs and left, leaving you to eat alone whilst reading their farewell letter dude 1: i went to get pizza and when i return my wife was gone. all i could […]
when a place serves a wide array of different foods there was a smorgasboard at school today.
a backpack to put your fake b**bs in or maybe real. your t*ttybackpack is showing!
- wisp jone
complete inebriation while having great times with great people. it is customary to capture these great times with a snapchat story of a photo of said great people the caption, “wisp jone”. “did you see adam’s wisp jone snapchat?” “yea, that party looked lit af.”