slizzy slu- a sl-t i wish i never knew
that slizzy slu over there, the girl i wish i never knewl
- shake your ears
a shakespearean insult from twelfth night. it’s basically “go f— yourself” in archaic english. act 2, scene 3, line 124: maria: go shake your ears!
a bleachy dude who likes cheese and thinks he’s s-xy. d-mn, are you bleach because i would definitely drink you up, albertino!
- soggy hashbrown
a soggy hashbrown is when you get a small animal such as a hamster or gerbal, basically any animal small enough to fit in your -n-s. then you gently push the animal into your -n-s, then wait about 5 minutes. when you pull it out it should be damp, with the fluids of your -n-s. […]
- dab angel
you go in the snow take of your clothes and belly flop in the snow while dabbing and create a dab form in the snow and suffocate and freeze to death wow thats a dank -ss dab angel wish i could dab that hard!