Slobbery Long John
also known as “slobbery long jawn”.
after receiving a bl-w j-b from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect p-n-s slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.
now you are really gonna get it… i was only going to shroom slap you, but now i’m going to give you a slobbery long john!
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